He's Smart

Patrick Wolf is cute, but cute alone does not sell records.

The melodramatic singer is desperate for a little attention. The Brit previously picked a fight with Mika, branding him a “twat.”

Now, Wolf is on the attack and coming after Perez.

On his official MySpace blog, Patrick wrote the following:

“I have also become bored of being branded a swedish stripper by ‘perez soulless vacuous im sorry your life is so superficial gustav mahlers dog will be waiting for you in the afterlife to eat you hilton.'”

Awww. Cute!

We wish our life could be a little less superficial and more “deep,” like Patrick’s. Too bad we don’t like to get fisted.

Wolfie doesn’t even require any lube. Just shove your hand in his loose hole and it will go swallow it up ’til your elbow!