Hillary Clinton Is Back On The Job And Armed With WHAT??


Hillary Clinton‘s back is fine, we’re worried about her head at the moment! LOLz!
The former First Lady returned to the State Department today after being treated for a concussion and blood clot.
And to celebrate her being present, her staff gave her a present! A shiny new– helmet??
That’s right, Hillary’s staff presented her with the gift of a regulation-sized football helmet!
The cabinet position of Secretary of State now appears to have joined the ranks of construction worker, coal miner, and infantry soldier as a job where you’re given a helmet on your first day!
So much for Hill breaking her bad hair habits– now she’s going to have helmet hair! LOLz!
Glad to see you back at work and healthy, gurl!
[Image via State Department.]