Hillary Clinton Faints & Sustains Concussion!!


Oh No!!
This is not the kind of Saturday news we like to hear!!
The State Department has revealed that Hillary Clinton fainted a few days ago after suffering dehydration and a bitchy stomach virus.
And it has been confirmed that Wonder Woman did sustain a concussion from the fall. Sadface!
Fortunately the State Department brings good news, saying:

“She has been recovering at home and will continue to be monitored regularly by her doctors. At their recommendation, she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials.”

Phew!
Well we’re just happy she’s all right!
We wouldn’t want anything too unfortunate happening to our prized political buttercup!
Even if she keeps saying she won’t make our dreams come true by running for Prez in 2016…
[Image via WENN.]