The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug's New Preview Is One Trailer To Rule Them All! Watch Here!

…One trailer to find them, one trailer to bring them all, and in the darkness of a movie theater, bind them, you know, to pre-ordering tickets!

Yes, Perezious! Peter Jackson‘s second part of The Hobbit epic has unsheathed a new trailer full of dwarves, some immortal elven love between Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly, and of course, our favorite Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins!

Oh yeah it also has a talking dragon voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, whose vocal intonation totally gives us a lonely mountain in our pants!

Gandalf once told us that all we can decide is what to do with the time that is given us, so devote the next two and half minutes of your life towards the quest of watching this trailer!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS this opportunity up, so ch-ch-check out the trailer (ABOVE)!!!