Jessica Simpson should not be saying danke schoen to the retouchers over at Cosmo Germany.
From what we can see they magically made her waist smaller and that shirt incredibly straight even though we all know the girls’ got curves.
Not to mention her boobs are looking all sorts of wonky. We know one boob is traditionally larger than the other, but this is taking that statement a bit far, don’t you think?
The price of beauty, right Jess?
[Image courtesy of Cosmopolitan Germany.]