Dear Gods of Gossip, puhhh-leaz let the rumors of Howard’s move to late night be true!
We promise to brush our teeth before bed and always come to a complete stop when turning on red!!
Howard Stern dished a bunch of dirty deets today on a potential move to replace Jimmy Fallon when and if the Late Night host takes over for the floundering Jay Leno!
When asked whether the buzz had bite, the talk radio legend and America’s Got Talent host revealed:
“I can’t legally talk about the Jimmy Fallon story…
Holy hamburger buns! If Howie can’t legally talk about taking over the show, that must mean he’s in negotiations to make the move, right?!
That would be ah-mazing!!
Not so fast, though! Howard, as it turns out, was pulling our third leg!
Boo! Hiss! Uncool!
After having a laugh, he continued:
“I like that they actually think somebody at NBC is bright enough to actually mastermind me going on AGT, becoming acceptable to an audience… I’m hardly acceptable… I’m so not acceptable.”
Lies! Nasty, ugly, lies! He’s more than acceptable in our eyes!
Sadly, our pleas may fall on deaf ears. Earlier this week Howard revealed Jimmy makes only about a tenth of his salary!
Obvi the Private Parts star must do what’s right for him, but we’re crossing our fingers anyway!
[Image via WENN.]