Husband Catalogues His Wife's 'Excuses' For Turning Down Sex On An Excel Spreadsheet -- And Now It's On The Internet!


Wow, this is just unbelievable!
We just can’t imagine anyone going to such great lengths to keep track of their sex life — or in this case, lack thereof!
Well, that’s EXACTLY what one man did…and then he sent his results to his wife!
Though it’s not uncommon for spouses to give each other excuses not to have sex once in a while, this husband was NOT happy with wife’s decrease in libido.
The wife posted to Reddit:

“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 ‘attempts’ on his part.”

Hmmm….we have a feeling why the wife gave so many ‘excuses’! Dude seems like a real jerk!
Users on Reddit were split on whose side to take…some sympathized with the wife while others thought the husband was justified in his actions.
No matter whose side you take, it’s clear this couple has MAJOR communication issues!
[Image via Huffington Post.]