It's Not Your Best Noah Cyrus

So, we guess Billy Ray Cyrus has completely given up on parenting, huh?

Someone left little Noah Cyrus to her own devices, with some sticks and a woman in drag, and this is what came of it – a nine year-old singing about being “crunk” and smacking men who touch her junk.

Charming.

Watch Noah belt out some Ke$ha above!

P.S. Way to promote big sister Miley, lil Cyrus.