Get ready to have that new shiteous face slapped right off!
Lights! Camera! Drama! And we are LOLing on the floor over this!
Heidi Montag with a camera crew in tow, is heading to Colorado to confront her mother, Darlene Egelhoff with what she’s calling “the new me.”
We call it “the dumbest decision you’ve ever made in your useless, shallow little life.”
Despite the conflicting report this morning that Mama Montag was supportive of her blow-up daughter and the two were planning to get matching lobotomies tittays, Franken-Heidi is spinning a different story mere hours later.
What? Can the producers on the Hills not figure out what would make a more dramatic story? Figure this shiz out!!
This hour, Mama Montag was not filled in to how extensive the procedures were until after the the reality bimbo’s new look was chiseled into her face, and now that she knows, is losing her shit and ready to cut that ho more than her plastic surgeon already has.
HIGHlarious!
Who wants to place bets that she’s going to knock Heidi’s new nose right off when she decks the skank? At the least, she should rupture an implant.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]