Ivanka Trump: Microwave Food Pusher

Why, Ivanka, why?????

Donald Trump‘s daughter is the new spokeswhore for Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers, some microwave food that can be stored in a desk for up to a year with no refrigeration, according to the New York Times.

That sounds scary!!!!!

Can you imagine the amount of preservatives that shiz must have????

Eating fresh food is one of the most important ways to be healthy, y’all.

This new product comes in ‘flavors’ like Szechwan Beef and Southwestern Chicken.

Did the economic downturn hit your trust fund hard, Ivanka?

You can’t be that hard up for cash?!

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