J Rand Serenades Us With The Only Christmas Song You NEED To Hear This Year!

How we haven’t stumbled upon this little Christmas gem over the past two years is BEYOND us!
J Rand — an Interscope recording artist — isn├óΓé¼Γäót asking for much from Santa this year, but his wishes might have you wondering if you heard them correctly! LOLz!
The singer formerly known as J Randall wants hoes… and lots of them!
Check out the HIGHlarious vid (above) to hear and see for yourself!
Oh boy… ooooh boy. We don├óΓé¼Γäót even know where to start!
Though, maybe J Rand could have Santa bring him a map for Xmas, seeing as Sacramento isn├óΓé¼Γäót really THAT close to the ocean…
Think he’s STILL waiting on those ho-ho-ho-hoes since 2010???