Jacking Shit Is The New Black

First, the gay porn twin robbers.
Now….
The showroom of famed Italian jewelry makers Giorgio and Silvia Damiani was robbed in an elaborate heist on Sunday.
It is estimated that the thieves took off with about $20-30 million in jewels!!!!!!
The robbers got into the showroom by digging an underground tunnel from the building next door, which took months to dig up.
Neighbors nearby had reported hearing noises, usually late at night or some times in the early morning. Dressed up and pretending to be policemen who wanted to examine the reports of noise, the burglars got into the showroom unarmed and proceeded to tie up staff members and rob the store.
They’re getting so creative, these crooks!
The store owenrs, which were in Los Angeles this past weekend, said “the value of the jewels stolen … has not been yet quantified precisely but is totally covered by the insurance policies stipulated by Damiani Spa with the primary insurance Groups Allianz and Lloyd’s of London.”
Think we should check Ebay to find out if any cheap Damiani jewels are up for sale???
How the heck would they really be able to sell off those pieces????