Jake Gyllenhaal Is One Seksi Traffic Violator!

What do you mean he can’t park there?! He’s Jake friggin’ Gyllenhaal!

Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal was slapped with a parking ticket on Monday afternoon. Proving even celebs aren’t safe from the evil meter maids of El Lay!

We kid! We kid! We know you’re just doing your job!

Jakey was grabbing lunch with a buddy at Real Food Dairy in West Hollywood. And for dessert, he found a big fat fine on the windshield of his Audi!

We doubt Jake will attempt to appeal his ticket. First of all, that NEVER works! And second, we think he can afford to pay up!

But still, it always sucks to see a piece of paper flapping in the breeze when you return to your car.

Grrrr!!!!

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