Kali Ma! Kali Ma! Kali Ma Shakti Deh!
In Gugulethu, South Africa, a man was arrested for allegedly cutting out his ex’s current boyfriend’s heart and then eating it sitting down with a knife and fork!
Oh-oh here he comes, he’s a man eater! No, but seriously. Run. He’ll eat you.
Also, what gives with the knife and fork? You’d think that he wouldn’t worry about table manners at a time like that!
The neighbors spotted the cardiac digesting perp “digging from the body and stuffing his face.” Uh, doesn’t he know how many calories are in a human heart?!
Police apparently caught the suspect while he still had a piece of heart dripping from his mouth. According to reports, the suspect allegedly stabbed the victim in the neck and chest and even bit his face!
No word yet on whether he did so with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Also, apparently this jealous ex kept muttering “I am the king” and declared his love for his ex before ripping this other guy’s heart out.
Well all’s fair in love and war, right? NOT! This is horrendous!
Well, it’s your move, Man Vs. Food! The bar has officially been raised!
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