Jennifer Aniston Is Ready For Thanksgiving Dinner

Jennifer Aniston must have taken a hit from Phelps’ bong because she thought this was a good idea.

The “uncool” actress is set to star in a movie called…wait for it….

The Baster.

The movie is a “fertility themed” comedy in which Aniston plays a best friend to Jason Batemen, a “neurotic and insecure man,” who replaces a donor’s sperm with his own, secretly impregnating Maniston.

We couldn’t write this ourselves!

Why does Maniston seem so bent on career suicide?

Is this some kind of Joaquin Phoenix hoax?

Is this a major hint to John Mayer?

Couldn’t she have just sent him a text?

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