Jennifer Aniston NOT Pregnant, Reps DENY Rumors!

Awww and we wrote a letter to Santa Claus asking him to make sure THIS Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumor was true!
Damn you, Santy!
After yet another report surfaced alleging that Jenny Jen was carrying a bundle of cuteness in her belly implanted there by future hubby Justin Theroux, her representatives felt the need to clear some things up…
Jennifer Aniston is NOT pregnant.
Her reps eloquently stated:

“It’s crap!”

LOLz!
Ah well, we guess those Fifty Shades of Grey baby-making sessions aren’t going so well?
Perhaps Jen just needs to pay a visit to Kate Middleton and give her budding royal belly — which is obviously magical and grants wishes — a big ol’ rub…
We’re sure she’ll get pregnant THAT way!
HA!
[Image via WENN.]