Well hey there white wolfies in a stardust dimension!
Did we just accidentally chow down on magic mushrooms? ‘Cause Jennifer Lopez’s newest musical video is JUST how we imagine a mushy trip to be! There’s exploding colors galore, sick pop and locking’ all OVER your face, and the track itself has a rising, clubby beat and a crashing crescendo that flips flops our tummy to the point of delightful nausea!
And yes JLo, we know your *ss is class and you’re abs could slice through metal…
Take a Step Up Revolution-fueled journey with Jenny and pal Flo Rida (above)!
We’re so glad that J.Lo got fired quit American Idol, ’cause now she can focus on creating MORE marvelous magical masterpieces.