Jennifer Love Stripper!

In the land of unwatched television, you’re sure to find Jennifer Love Desperate!

And because no one is watching, they can justify putting a stripperific pole dance on the old people favorite, the Ghost Whisperer!

Is she trying to channel a dead stripper’s honkey tonk?! Because hers is all up on that pole!

The common denominator: it all brings us closer to death!

Watch the clip (above) if you dare!