The cast of the Jersey Shore has everything they could possibly need to get wasted, screwed and tanned.
In an attempt for publicity, Moishe’s Mobile Storage delivered cases of condoms, bottles of vodka, sunless tanner, detergent and gym memberships.
“Having watched what these kids must endure for fame, we felt obliged to pull together and deliver everything they could possibly need to make it to the end of summer,” said Rami Haim, President of Moishe’s.
Ha. God speed.