Jersey Shore Delayed After Florence Revokes Shooting Permits

Picture this:

The Situation and DJ Pauly D are packing up their shake-weights, barrels of hair gel and grenade whistles for the trip of their lifetime – an all expenses paid vacay to Florence, Italy. The MTV cameras are rolling as they pack their things and are getting more excited by the minute.

And then, they get the call. The call from home base, saying there’s no trip to Italy, not yet anyway. They’ve encountered some “logistical problems” and won’t be able to leave.

This is exactly the story we’re hearing about how the news was broke to the boys about the delay to season four of The Jersey Shore. Just this week, permits given to the network to film at some of Florence’s best-known landmarks, were revoked. The cause – unknown.

So now, with no permission to shoot in places like the Palazzo Vecchio and the Uffizi Gallery, producers are scrambling to figure out what to do with the cast in Florence now that they really seem to be unwanted.

What. Is. Your. Problem, ITALY?

Seriously? Do you guys not have guidos in your cities? What is all this fuss over???