Jessica Alba Will Never Ever Ever Wear Booty Shorts!


Somewhere Cash Warren is crying.
Jessica Alba, being the classy lady she is, has declared that she won├óΓé¼Γäót wear booty shorts… probably.
The InStyle cover girl told the mag:

“I probably won├óΓé¼Γäót ever wear booty shorts. I feel pretty confident about that. And I don├óΓé¼Γäót like oversize shoulder pads, but I do appreciate a strong shoulder profile, like the ones Isabel Marant is doing.”

Lame, but we don’t think this is an empty threat. Even in Sin City she made sure to wear chaps with her leather bottoms!
Do U think she’ll ever do it???
[Image via WENN.]