Jessica Simpson is a new mom and we could not be more excited.
Not only is she keeping her baby looking fresh, but her quotes are also pretty amazing, too!
Here’s what she said:
├óΓé¼┼ôIt├óΓé¼Γäós the first time I├óΓé¼Γäóve kept to a schedule in my life! I├óΓé¼Γäóm always making sure she├óΓé¼Γäós had as many poops as she├óΓé¼Γäós supposed to have and that she├óΓé¼Γäós being fed.”
There you go, folks. If someone you know and love can’t keep to a schedule, just tell them to have a baby! That should sort out their life!
You know what we’re saying?
Jessica also reveals that since her baby bump is out of the way now – nothing can stand between her and her man from doing the nasty dance of love.
Here’s what she said:
├óΓé¼┼ôI├óΓé¼Γäóve kind of broken one rule. I think I have the sexiest man in the world. So that├óΓé¼Γäós the rule I break.”
If you don’t know what she’s talking about, we aren’t the ones who are gonna explain the birds and the bees to you.
Ask your parents!
Jeez. Lolz.
[Image via WENN.]
