Remember when Jessica Simpson was hot? She had commercially successful albums, concerts, a TV show, a hunky husband, merchandise, and even a couple movies.
What the hell happened????
For her November 13th show, the poor blonde played a 2500 capacity bingo hall in Highland, California. And as OK! Magazine so brilliantly put it, “The hall├óΓé¼Γäós florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies.”
Hilarious!
We can just see Papa Joe crying into his daughter’s tittays.
Her best bet now is to get Romo to put a ring on it and then promptly knock her up.
Just don’t give the kid some stupid name.
One mangled moniker is enough for a family!
[Image via WENN.]