Jessica Simpson Will Play Your Wedding Or Bar Mitzvah

Oh, how the blonde have fallen!!!!

Jessica Simpson is playing the Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida in March. And, compared to relative newcomer’s Taylor Swift’s $45 tickets, Simpson’s are going for only $25-30.

Even redneck Jeff Foxworthy is billed higher at $35 a pop!!!!

Must be tough on poor Papa Joe – no one cares about his daughters anymore, and the new cash calf doesn’t seem to be selling well either.

It’s gonna be a tough Christmas in the Simpson household this year!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]