Joanna Krupa's Thong'd Topless Booty Fires Up The Internet In All The Right Ways!

We had no idea before, but now it’s clearer than crystal: Joanna Krupa is trying to give the internet the biggest boner it’s ever had!

Just yesterday she was spotted doing the sexy-body-by-the-pool thing while holding an adorable puppy, and now she’s ditched the puppy… and the top… and put a thong on instead of bikini bottoms!

Holy shizz is this 34-year-old Real Housewife a smoldering sexy sight to behold! What a healthy body, complete with booty!

OUR EYES ARE MELTING (in the best way!)!! So why did she decide to post a pic like this?

BECAUSE IT WAS MONDAY:

‘Happy monday!’

We’re sure that’s all the reason the internet needs too!

Ha!

Lookin’ fab, girl!

[Image via Instagram.]