John Mayer, put that wandering peen back in your pants! JEEZE!
Even though Katy Perry and Mr. Mayer have been canoodling since the summer, it seems that John has had one hand around Katy P. and the other one smoking a cigarette groping another ladies’ intimate parts!!!
According to an insider, John has enjoyed a “friend with benefits” for over two years, AND they meet up on the reg for sexy-time dates!
Color us all shades of no way surprised!
The source explains:
“They meet frequently, just for sex dates, and they sext each other almost constantly. John and this woman have incredible sexual chemistry and have been seeing each other nonstop since their first encounter almost two years ago.”
Ruh roh!
Hmm, could this mystery woman be the reason behind John Mayer and Taylor Swift‘s split?!
We’re just hoping this is the rumor mill churning out a big, fat LIE. But if it IS true…
Then Katy Kat needs to get the f*ck out of that toxic relationship before she is rudely awakened once again!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]