This is the kind of girl that John Mayer belongs with – someone who dresses from a dumpster and is drunk enough to be attracted to a plastic bag.
Which is good because when we think of John, that is the first image that comes to mind. A gigantic D-Bag!
John has been flirting with Ke$ha over his life-line, Twitter, as of late. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to Ke$ha with some lackluster humor attached. He wrote:
“Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?”
Wow, John. You’re are so clever. Next time you try that, though, how about you chew on the glass for a bit after you’ve finished brushing your teeth?
Of course, Ke$ha just had to respond to him. And by respond, we mean she posted a lyric to one of her new songs because her brain can’t handle more than one mental thought at a time and right now, she is promoting that song all over the place. She wrote:
“Dear John Mayer. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick’s at . x”
No need, bb! If you want to know, just pick up last month’s issue of Rolling Stone. You’ll learn all about where his peen has been – and where it hasn’t!
[Image via WENN.]