Poor John Mayer. He’s lost his greatest love of all. And no, it’s not Jennifer Aniston.
It’s the paparazzi!
The photog whore is facing a simple problem and it is – no one cares about him if he’s not dating famous females!
Mayer has famously hooked up with Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and was last with Maniston.
But the musician that loves the paparazzi being all over him just isn’t getting the same attention alone.
Sadly, Mayer still thinks the photogs care about him. He recently tipped off the photogs himself and the results were laughable!
One paparazzi says, “He thinks he’s as famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”
Ouch.
The reason the photogs have dropped Mayer like a ton of bricks????
He doesn’t sell! And it’s ALL about the money!
According to another paparazzi source, “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”
Looks like Mayer might be trying to hook up with Jen again sometime soon.
That is, unless he can trick another Hollywood celeb into dating him for a few months for the added fame and freebies he’ll get!
[Image via WENN.]
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