John McCain Kills Stepford Cindy's Dancing Dreams

Johnnyboy totally wears the pants (and the strao-on) in this relationship!

Cindy McCain was apparently in talks with Dancing with the Stars’ producers just before Thanksgiving to appear next season, but this week, the former presidential candidate put the kibosh on the negotiations.

Insiders say that Cindy really, really wanted to do it too!

Oh, sure, Johnny. You were allowed to pursue your dream, but little Stepford can’t?

Not fair!

Cindy on Dancing would’ve been brills!!

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