Now this is what Wild Hogs should have been about!
Another lawsuit is being filed by a man who claims John Travolta sexually assaulted him.
If you├óΓé¼Γäóre keeping score at home, that makes… well, that makes you really good at math.
Fabian Zanzi worked on the Love Boat Royal Caribbean cruise ship delivering room service to passenger cabins in 2009.
What started out as a simple late night food delivery eventually turned into — stop us if you├óΓé¼Γäóve heard this song before — an illicit man-on-man encounter involving Travolta and an awkward massage.
Zanzi was “coerced” into massaging the actor’s neck. Travolta then disrobed, exposed his erect Swordfish, and forcefully embraced the ship├óΓé¼Γäós employee.
That is NOT the kind of tip these people expect, John!!
As if that wasn’t creepy enough, Travolta then allegedly called Zanzi “beautiful” and said:
“Take me, I will take care of you, please.”
When Zanzi declined, the HeartBroken Arrow star supposedly offered up $12k in hush money.
Yikes! How many more of these stories can there be??
Uhhh, maybe this isn’t even Travolta’s fault??
Maybe Scientologists scientists cut off his face with lasers and switched it with Nicolas Cage’s??
We’ve seen Face/Off! We know it’s possible!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]