…to probably have sex with her in! Ha!
All right, so this relationship may very well be one of the murkiest out there. One day we hear they’re so infatuated with each other, they can’t keep their hands off each other at an LA hotspot.
The next? We’re hearing she’s tiring of Captain Jack’s sword, lusting for Marie De Villepin instead!
But NOW there are reports that Johnny Depp is still sooo smitten with Amber Heard, he’s BUILT A BAR in her honor …and that’s ON TOP of the beach he supposedly named after her!!!
A source says he’s so intent to tie her down that:
“He had a bar built on his Bahamas property to look exactly like the one in The Rum Diary. The set designer created the plans.”
WowWowWowWowWOW!
We just don’t even know how true this could possibly be.
Amber is a SIREN. A VIXEN!
But Johnny has GOD status. We’re sure the sex was great, but would he really go to such lengths if she’s made it clear she’d rather get nakie with someone else???
Unless… UNLESS she’s sending him mixed signals we don’t know about, LOL! Look, we know we’re at the point of reading into this HARD but what else should we do when we hear a story like this!?!