Johnny Depp Does More Pirates!

We bet Megan Fox wishes she could eat her “Fuck Disney” words.

The Mickey Mouse empire unveiled a bunch of new projects at a flashy showcase at the Kodak Theater on Wednesday.

Besides an impressive clip reel of all of Disney’s future releases, the event also featured the cast of High School Musical, Dwayne Johnson, Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, Robin Williams, and a recorded appearance from Adam Sandler.

We hope Miley was behaving! After all, she’s still gotta work the Hannah Montana rounds for the Mouse!

The real star, however, was Johnny Depp, who has proved to be Disney’s golden boy in the Pirates of the Carribean franchise.

Well, good news for all you Depp lovers! Johnny is coming back for a fourth Pirates installment.

Wasn’t that franchise cooked a while ago, though????

In addition to the eccentric eyeliner-wearing pirate, Depp will also be playing Tonto in a film adpation of The Lone Ranger, another Bruckheimer blockbuster.

And, to top it off, Depp is also starring as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, a role that’s just too perfect for him!

We can’t wait for that one!

Walt Disney Studios chairman Dick Cook also announced a major slate of upcoming 3-D animation films, a format the House of Mouse has competitively dedicated itself to. The sequel to Cars is being pushed forward to coincide with a new attraction at the California Adventure theme park in Anaheim. This is in addition to a new film called Bolt and in the more traditional animaton vein, it was announced that Oprah Winfrey will be voicing a character in The Princess and the Frog.

And these are only a few of the 16 live-action and animated features on Disney’s plate.

Mickey Mouse doesn’t mess around!

[Image via WENN.]