Johnny Depp Is Really.... Boring!

We’re Depp-obsessed! That, or publicity for his new Alice in Wonderland film has gone into hyperdrive and he’s EVERYWHERE!

The SEKSI, but apparently very boring actor, is very happy living a snoozefest peaceful existence with his partner Vanessa Paradis and kids at their home in France.

“We have a great place in the South of France. It’s a little hamlet – only about 45 acres – and I don’t do anything. I’ve not left the property for three months at a time. I literally just wake up, go out, check the garden and see the vegetables growing. It’s a pristine existence in terms of simplicity. There’s no talk of movies or work and, infinitely more important, the telephone never rings. It really is a beautiful, simple life.”

He also bought his own Caribbean ISLAND where he can apparently just ‘be,’ whatever the eff that means!!

“Like everything else in my life it wasn’t planned, it just kind of happened. I went on vacation to escape with my kiddies and my girl and someone said that there was an island down the road for sale. I said, ‘Let’s go see it.’ I looked at it, I walked on it and I was done. It had to be. It came at the perfect moment for me. The island provides me with simplicity and somewhere I can go where no one is looking at me or pointing a camera or a finger at me. I can just be. When we’re there we do absolutely nothing.”

And we’re pretty sure – but you can never be positive when it comes to him – that Depp is kidding when he says:

“I feel I’m not getting photographed by the paparazzi enough, so I figure I’ll go and hang out in Venice with Brad and Angelina.”

Not that we’d be disappointed to see more pics of the hottie, but we kind of love Depp’s quirky life tending to his vegetables and buying islands.

What kind of veggies do U think the actor grows??

[Image via WENN.]