Johnny Depp Smells! (As If You Didn't Already Know!)

So Johnny Depp doesn’t shower, no surprise there. Seems to be a thing with all these broody actors. Right Robert Pattinson?

But apparently, his girlfriend isn’t too fond of personal hygiene either. Sources claim that Johnny and supermodel Vanessa Paradis opt not to shower and keep themselves “unruly” every second they can.

Must be nice to have people to fix your hair and make your look presentable when you have to be! Guess they can afford to be slobs behind closed doors!

Well, we suppose this means Angelina Jolie won’t be working her homewrecker charms on Johnny while they film The Tourist after all. We doubt she’ll be able to make it through a handful of scenes without gagging on his stench, much less lore him into a tabloid reporter’s dream affair.

But what a seksi stench it must be! We’d endure it!

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