Jon Gosselin, Hard Up For Cash!

Jon Gosselin, today is not your day!

Not that any are!

The douche-tastic, deadbeat dad is apparently so broke that he’s resorted to picking up a wealthy cougars and selling his car to make ends meet!

An insider says:

“He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest. She’s rich — and he’s hoping to have her back one of his projects. He has been lobbying TLC to get a show of his own. It’s killing him that Kate is having all of this success. Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job. He’s hoping to get $25,000 for it.”

HA. Even if he gets that much for his car, he’s going to have to hand it right over to Kate for his backed child support payments!

And lord knows the minute that ‘love interest’ sees him with his pants down she is going to be DONE with him!

How about you make money like everyone else?? You know, by working??

DOUCHE.

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