Jon Gosselin is firmly stating that he and former Star magazine reporter/slut Kate Major are in no way romantically involved. Kate resigned from her post at the magazine Thursday morning and stated: “I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.”
Jon, however, has no idea what the hobag is talking about. He completely denies ever sleeping with her and is shocked that she would say otherwise.
He reportedly told a source: “Oh my God, I can’t believe she did this to me. What do I do? She’s totally (bleeping) me over.”
Welcome to the world of trashy celebrity relationships. People are going to bleep your bleep a million times and there isn’t a thing you can do about it!
Now, you have to fight off rumors to the press, convince your adulterous girlfriend that you are not pulling the same shit with her that you pulled with your wife, and pretend to be a decent father all at the same time!
We bet it was much easier when Kate Gosselin controlled your life, huh buddy?