Jordan vs. Dita: It's Boobs vs Beauty!

Jordan sure knows how to get some press!

The former “glamour girl” has been doing less “glamour” shoots over the past couple of years and has dedicated herself to spending more time on her business ventures and being a mom.

But you can’t take the trashiness out of a real trashy girl. Helloooo, Britney!

Jordan has indicated that she’d love to pose for Playboy again. And, more importantly, she decided to start badmouthing the lovely and far more talented Dita Von Teese.

In a recent interview, Jordan told OK! magazine, “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap.”

She added, “The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.”

Oh Jordan, please don’t turn into a meaningless shit-talker like Lily Allen.

[Image via WENN.]