Was this really necessary?
American Idol has-been Jordin Sparks is fighting to stay relevant by launching her first fragrance Because Of You.
Wait a minute. Isn’t that a song by Kelly Clarkson!? Pathetic!
Jordin made sure her stank was affordable for her fans, which is why it’ll retail for $9.50. She explains:
“I looked at some other celebrity fragrances, and they were like $80. Even now, I look at a fragrance that├óΓé¼Γäós $80, and I can├óΓé¼Γäót bring myself to spend that much.”
We’re going to go out on a limb here, but those $80 fragrances are probably celebrities who have actual careers.
The cheap fragrance can be purchased at Dots, a fast-fashion chain we’ve never heard of, starting this month.
[Image via MEINRADphotography/WENN.]