Justin Bieber Gets Roasted During A Surprise Comedy Club Appearance, Then Tells The Crowd How He “F*cks Bitches!"


Wow. Did not see this one coming…
Justin Bieber shocked the crowd (and the world) on Friday when he got up on stage at El Lay’s Laugh Factory comedy club!
Relax. Biebs was not there to tell jokes. He was there to BE the joke!
Comedian Chris D’Elia, who you might remember from the 9 billion billboards he was on when he played Whitney Cummings’ boyfriend on her NBC sitcom, decided to drag Justin up on stage so that he could rip off on his clothes!
Biebsies of course had on his signature drop crotch pants which Chris just couldn├óΓé¼Γäót wrap his head around. While pointing at the pop star, D’Elia told the audience:

“His outfit is the most f*cking ridiculous outfit I’ve ever seen! My favorite thing is the pants right here. Where this area is so big it’s like, ‘Hey, you don’t even know where my dick is! My dick could be anywhere! My dick could be inside you!’”

ZOMG. A million lulz!!!
The roasting continued with Chris mocking Justin for his jersey shirt which had no name stitched on the back. As D’Elia put it:

“That means you’re only f*cking yourself!”

Justin jumped out of his seat, took the mic and replied:

“And bitches!”

Classy.
We love how making fun of his clothes is kosher but suggest that he isn’t having copious amounts of sex with da ladies and Biebs ain’t laughing anymore!
HA!
You were a good sport though, JB! You definitely gave us a good morning chuckle!
Ch-ch-check out a quick clip that Bieber himself posted on Instagram below!

[Image via Twitter.]