K-Stew Is A Prostitute!

Tell us something we don’t know!

Kristen Stewart has signed on to the indie raunchfest Welcome to The Rileys in a role which finally captures her bright disposition.

The actress will play Mallory, a young lap dancer and prostitute with her share of nude scenes.

├óΓé¼┼ôIt├óΓé¼Γäós an independent movie that nobody would normally see and now it├óΓé¼Γäós like, ├óΓé¼╦£Oh, let├óΓé¼Γäós go see Bella [Twilight character] in this stripper movie; it├óΓé¼Γäóll be crazy!├óΓé¼Γäó├óΓé¼┬¥ said the enlightening K-Stew. ├óΓé¼┼ôWorking with James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who is just incredible, was the most fruitful life-changing experience on a movie that I├óΓé¼Γäóve ever had.”

Definitely fruitful, now that the whole world will be seeing her melons!

Kristen continued, “It was just the hardest subject matter I’ve ever had to deal with — I play a very broken young girl who is a runaway. She’s a street kid. She’s working in a strip club and James Gandolfini’s character is just as dead inside as she is — and they wake each other up.”

Wait, she’ll be needing to play a character that isn’t continually dead inside?!

Yikes!

They’ve got the wrong girl!

[Image via WENN.]