Kate Middleton Royally Knocked Up??

NO!!!!!!!!!!
About a week after marrying her long time lover, Prince William, the public began asking the same damn question: is Kate Middleton knocked up yet??
We almost feel bad for the Princess Duchess. (Almost.) Since joining the royal family she has been treated like she is nothing more than a baby oven with legs!
It’s possible that Kate is trying to earn some respect before pushing out heirs, because, according to a royal insider:

“Kate is not pregnant or about to make a pregnancy announcement.”

Hear that??
She is NOT knocked up — so leave her alone!
We are just as excited as you are to welcome a blue blooded baby, but until she is pregnant we are just gonna have to wait!
[Image via WENN.]