Kate Middleton’s Royal Birth Plans Revealed!

This is what we call a chain of events!

Everything regarding Kate Middleton’s birth has been planned down to the very last detail, like having WiFi in the delivery room.

Leading up until the big day, the palace staff is on-call day and night because as soon as she feels a contraction, she’ll call her secretary Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton who will call doctor Marcus Setchell on the fancy cell phone the palace gave him. A source said:

“It’s an encrypted signal. So there’s no way anyone can intercept it.”

The doc will then put a flashing green light on top of his BMW and drive 26 minutes to St. Mary’s Hospital.

Then, when Kate arrives, she’ll be snuck in one of three side-entrances and taken up into her highly secrued room.

It was sterilized as of July 1st and has been sealed off ever since with a security detail outside.

We’re guessing those guards want her to go into labor more than anyone else! LOLz!

The rest of the details are based on tradition, with the baby’s deets, including the sex, being hung on a bulletin board outside of the palace.

So much pomp and circumstance! LOVES IT!

[Image via WENN.]