Katherine Jackson Is Fine And Dandy!

Phew!
Contrary to earlier reports, Katherine Jackson is NOT missing. She made contact with law enforcement officials and it sounds like she’s been safely chilling with certain family members this entire time, possibly in Arizona.
It was merely an awkward and terrible mix-up between family members!
Thank heavens!
So how did it get to the point where her family was so unable to get in touch with her that they felt compelled to file a missing person’s report?
Who knows!? Perhaps, as Jermaine Jackson earlier implied, she avoided talking on the phone to relatives because of medical reasons.
Even poor Paris Jackson was worried sick via Twitter!
Thankfully, it was all just a big misunderstanding. We’re thrilled you’re safe and sound, Mama Jackson!
Get some quality rest — you’ve earned it!!
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