Good-Bye, Xenu! Katie Holmes Enrolls Suri In Catholic School!


Another position step in the emancipation of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise!
Now that the actress and Tom Cruise have successfully split and settled out of the courtroom, the actress has actively started re-establishing her life away from the claws of Scientology and her telekinetic ex-husband…by enrolling her daughter in Manhattan’s Convent of the Sacred Heart School!
Yeah! The exact same program that educated the likes of Lady GaGa, Jordana Brewster, and Nicky Hilton!
And although she may not be forced to mold clay locked down on some Xenu ship for the next ten years, she WILL be required to attend mass every Thursday come September!
But hey!
Gurl may not enjoy it now, but we have a feeling once she gets a little older and understands just what exactly her mother had to do to ensure her a normal, healthy childhood, little Suri will be VERY grateful!
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