Absolute madness!!
The test results numbers are back in from Sunday’s premiere and THREE MILLION people tuned in to find out whether or not Khloe was a genuine Kardashian!
Still, ratings were up all across the board for Keeping Up with the Kardashians in what ended up being the show’s highest rated premiere ever!!
All key demographics witnessed a proportionate bump of around 16-23 percent and we are pretty sure it had everything to do with Kourtney continually referencing her baby bump fueled sex drive!
In other news, Sony and Samsung stock owners experienced a windfall from the bump in sales after three million people simultaneously chucked their remotes through their screens Sunday night when Khloe REFUSED TO TAKE THE DNA TEST!!!
Okay, we made that last part up but Khloe and Kris Jenner’s contrived reunion was pretty frustrating, right?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
