Khloé Kardashian is in her celibate era.
During Thursday’s episode of The Kardashians, the mom of two joins big sister Kim Kardashian and their glam crew on an “eat, pray, love” trip to Italy… Minus the love part! During a dinner with the squad, celebrity hairstylist Chris Appleton hatches a bright idea:
“Let’s get Khloé laid.”
HA!
The Good American founder bats her eyelashes before revealing in a confessional:
“I just haven’t been intimate in quite a long time. We are going back to square one — born again.”
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But how long is “quite a long time,” exactly? Well, she tells Chris:
“You are obsessed with knowing that I haven’t had sex. He loves that I haven’t had sex in so many years.”
“So many years”?! OMG! She adds it’s not a matter of having no takers — she’s just not in that headspace right now:
“I can get someone to have sex with me, I just don’t want to have sex right now.”
Honestly, that’s valid. After being cheated on SO MANY TIMES by baby daddy Tristan Thompson, you can’t blame the girl for just wanting to hunker down and focus on herself and her kids. However she did playfully add what dating may look like for her in the future:
“On Instagram, I did see someone who married the Eiffel Tower, some food, a cell phone, so that might be me in the next couple years. Marrying something like my bed, that would be so nice. And you won’t talk back.”
LOLz! See more from the clip (below):
Did YOU know it had been that long for Khloé? Could you go that long?? Let us know in the comments down below!
[Images via Khloé Kardashian & Tristan Thompson/Instagram, & Hulu]
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