Kieran Culkin won more than an Oscar Sunday night!
During the actor’s acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor for his work in A Real Pain, the 42-year-old told a funny story about a bet he made with his wife Jazz Charton. He started off by thanking the movie’s team, his parents, and even gave a shoutout to fellow nominee and Succession co-star Jeremy Strong before he turned to his wife:
“I love you Jazz — I have to thank my wife, Jazz, for absolutely everything and giving me my favorite people in the world.”
The couple already have two kids — Kinsey, 5, and Wilder, 3 — but he wants more! During his speech, he explained how Jazz told him if he won an Emmy for Succession, they’d have more kids like he wanted to:
“About a year ago, I was on a stage like this [at the Emmys] and I very stupidly, publicly said that I wanted a third kid from [Jazz] because she said that if I won the award that she would give me the kid. Turns out, she said that because she didn’t think I was going to win.”
The Home Alone alum said the fact he told the story “really annoyed” his wife at the time, but after that they doubled down! He revealed:
“But anyway, after the show, we are walking through the parking lot — she is holding the Emmy and we’re trying to find our car — and she goes, ‘Oh god I did say that! I guess I owe you a third kid!’ and I turned to her and I said, ‘Really, I want four’. And she turned to me — and I swear to god this happened, it was just over a year ago — she said, ‘I will give you four when you win an Oscar’.”
Ha! And here he is, an Oscar winner!
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The cameras panned to Jazz, who seemed in good spirits as she laughed at her hubby’s remarks. Kieran wrapped up his speech by saying:
“I held my hand out, she shook it and I have not brought it up once until just now. You remember that, honey?”
She nodded and then made the gun to her head hand sign! LOLz! He responded:
“You do? Okay then I just have this to say to you: Jazz, the love of my life, ye of little faith, no pressure. I love you. I’m really sorry I did this again… and let’s get cracking on those kids. What do you say?”
See the HILARIOUS full speech for yourself (below):
Could we be seeing some more Culkin kiddos in the near future?! Or is he going to have to make due with his new little golden man? Thoughts, Perezcious readers?
[Image via The Academy/YouTube]