Kim Kardashian Skipping Birthday Sex Sex Sex Sex With Kanye West For... An iPhone?


Kim Kardashian turns 32 next month and Kanye West must figure out what to get the girl who literally has everything!
He might be stressing out but she thinks her beau can handle it!
At a Midori Makeover event on Tuesday, Kim said:

“See the thing is, my boyfriend, he has such good taste that I don’t need to [tell him]… Before I would be like, ‘OK, this is what I want.'”

Good taste, eh? We saw what Kanye got 2 Chainz for his birthday and we aren’t so sure…
What if Ye’ threw you the world’s BIGGEST b-day bash?
There could be a six-layer light chocolate cake shaped like your booty! And a jacuzzi filled with lobster! And the surviving Beatles could play!!
It would be like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen but double the cray!
Which makes perfect sense, because 32 is double 16! LOLz!!
Kim admitted:

“I’m working, for like, three months straight with just a couple days off, so I would love to relax a little bit. I’m not so into a 32nd birthday. Doesn’t do it for me, so I don’t really care. Just hanging out with the family.”

Ah! So you’d rather just lay low with Kanye on Oct. 21 and have some birthday sex sex sex sex?
Nope!
She continued:

“Maybe I want an iPhone 5. I kind of want that.”

An iPhone 5? That’s it? We’re surprised you don’t have three already!
[Image via Anthony Dixon/WENN.]