Don’t mess with this mess!!!
According to reports, ESPN.com reporter Laura Lane was cussed out recently by Mrs. Kobe Bryant, Vanessa, for commenting on that shiteous purple tutu that Mrs. Kobe wore the night he was presented the NBA MVP award.
Look at that purple mess!
How could it NOT be mentioned????
Lane recounted the run-in with the psycho baller’s wife on her blog:
So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.
“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.
Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.
[More f-words ensue. Many more.]
I just stare at her. I’ve heard many stories about her from reporters, but this was unbelievable. Two of my friends from the LA Times told me how she cussed out one of them last season, because he said hi to her daughter. “Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”
Lane also attributes the outburst it in part to the “rumors” of Kobe screwing one of the Laker Girls ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ “a hotter version of his wife who is also named Vanessa” ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ who has suddenly vanished from the squad.
Wonder if we’ll be seeing another ginormous rock on the finger of Vanessa (a la ‘rape scandal’ ring).
No more tutus, though.
K?
[Image via Getty Images.]