Sooooo, here’s something!
When a KarJenner pregnancy murmur pops up in 2020 — and it’s about Kourtney Kardashian, and not, like, Kylie Jenner — we expect a pretty strong denial. But, uhhh, that’s not exactly what we were given this time around! And call us crazy, but it’s starting to make many wonder…
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It all started on Wednesday afternoon, when the 40-year-old now-former reality TV star channeled her inner Lizzo by being a bad bitch on Instagram, as you can see (below):
Lovely!
But when a commenter asked if she were pregnant, well, that’s when all hell broke loose.
“No, I wish,” the mom of three responded to the IG follower in the comments section, “It’s the angle.”
And yeah, we *maybe, but barely* get how you could think there’s a little baby bump there from the angle, but can we talk about that first part of the response?! The “no, I wish” part????? WTF?!?!?!
Kourt will be 41 in April, and already has three amazing kids with former partner and current co-parent Scott Disick. Once a tumultuous part of her life, the now-platonic relationship with Scott has really steadied lately, and along with Kourt’s apparent desire to step back from the family’s iconic reality TV show, it’d seem like she was super ready to settle in as a mom of three.
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Except she actually wishes there were more?! Is that, like, a thing to watch now? Will there be a KarJenner baby at some point in 2020 — and will it be Kourtney’s creation?! Not Kylie, not Kendall Jenner or Khloé Kardashian… but KOURTNEY?!?!
Younes’ Revenge!
We sort of stumbled blindly into this one, to be honest.
For months, we’ve been more than skeptical about Younes Bendjima‘s return into Kourt’s social sphere, and eventually, back into her love life. After a few stops and starts in 2018 — and a few sketchy reconciliation moments involving somebody tipping off the paparazzi — we were quick to write off the 26-year-old male model as a flake.
Somewhere along the way though, Kourt started loving him “without hesitation,” and the proverbial flood gates had opened back up. Bendjima has been bonding with Kardashian’s kids, too — potentially making it a bit easier for Kourt to envision a whole bunch of Baby Younes’ running around… or something…
OK maybe it’s not quite like that, but the point is the Poosh founder’s on-again, off-again man appears fully back on this time around, and this new level of recommitment is something to watch in 2020.
Will it lead to a real baby bump? Who knows.
Although with those three little words — “No, I wish” — the departing KUWTK star sure revealed to the world exactly what she’s been thinking.
Buckle up, y’all. It looks like this year may be one hell of a wild ride…
[Image via Instagram]
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